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From: chanley@wpi.edu (Christopher S Hanley)
Newsgroups: alt.startrek.creative
Subject: STAR TREK DRINKING GAME (TNG)
Date: 13 Nov 1993 21:36:41 GMT
Organization: Worcester Polytechnic Institute
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HERE IT IS
> Star Trek: The Next Generation
> The Canonical Drinking Game
> ===========================================================================
> Requirements: Episode(s) of ST:TNG
> This list
> People (the more the merrier)
> Beverages of your choice
>
> Instructions: Simple. Watch the show, and whenever a condition is met,
> take the appropriate number of drinks. The definition of
> "drink" should be decided before game play starts. Usually,
> a good mouthful will suffice. Optional rules are included
> at the end of the list for fun variations on the "standard"
> game.
>
> Compiler's Note: I would advise taking some time before game play starts
> to decide which conditions to use and which to ignore.
> Remember that this list is canonical, so you probably will
> _not_ want to use them all (especially with a new episode,
> since you'll spend all your time reading the list, rather
> than watching). Please send any corrections, suggestions,
> requests, submissions, flames, etc. to the address listed
> above.
>
> ===========================================================================
> Category: Condition : Number of Drinks
> ===========================================================================
> General : "Open hailing frequencies" : 1
> Quotes : "Medical emergency" : 1
> : "Belay that order" : 1
> : "Energize" : 1
> : "Hell", "Damn" and other swearing. : 1
> : SEE ALSO: Riker's special swearing rules. :
> : "It's not like anything I've ever seen before": 1
> : "Impossible" : 1
> : "Impossible" while watching the "impossible" : 2
> : "Shut up, Wesley" : 3
> : "On screen" : 1
> : "Understood" : 1
> : "Set phasers on..." : 1
> : "Acknowledged" : 1
> : "Priority One" : 1
> : "Just a little more time...!" : 1
> : "Eastern/Western/Southern/Northern Continent" : 2
> : "The Klingon Home Planet" or other reference :
> : without actually giving it a name : 2
> ---------------------------------------------------------------------------
> General : A female crewmember has flawless makeup after :
> Actions : she's been put through the ringer : 1
> : A crewmember straightens his/her uniform : 1 ea.
> : SEE ALSO: Picard's special uniform rules. :
> : A crewmember drinks (outside of 10 Forward) : 1 ea.
> : SEE ALSO: Picard's special drinking rules.:
> : A bridge officer is seen in casual clothes : 1 ea.
> : SEE ALSO: Picard's & Beverly's special :
> : clothing rules. :
> : A bridge officer is seen in dress uniform : 1 ea.
> : "Ensign Ethnic" or "Ensign Buxom" gets a line : 1
> : Someone is referred to by their first name : 1
> : First names while sexual tension present : 2
> : The sarcophagus is used in sickbay : 2
> : Nobody leaves the ship, but we still see more :
> : than one room of the alien ship/planet/etc: 2
> : The same matte painting of an alien planet is :
> : used after each commercial break : 1
> : The matte painting has a moving ground vehicle: 2
> : Transporter Room 3 is used : 1
> : A shuttlecraft appears unsafe : 1
> : Someone reads a book : 1
> : Mention of dilithium crystals : 1
> : Someone adopts a persona (Dixon Hill, Sherlock:
> : Holmes, etc.) : 1 ea.
> : Someone receives a shot : 1
> : Someone receives a shot from a non-medical :
> : officer : 2
> : A new alien has latex on its forehead : 1
> : A new alien also has differently shaped hands : 1
> : A new alien doesn't have latex on its forehead: 2
> : Someone preaches the Prime Directive : 1
> : Someone other than Picard preaches the P.D. : 2
> : Someone preaches about "Humanity's Unique :
> : Potential" : 1
> : An "Old Earth Saying" is brought up : 1
> : A member of the bridge crew takes over a :
> : by pushing someone out of the way : 2
> : Someone wakes up from a nightmare : 1
> : The bridge crew contemplates mutiny : 3
> : The holodeck appears in its "natural" state : 2
> : Holodeck characters become aware of their own :
> : ephemerality : 2
> : Someone implies that 10 Forward is a Happening:
> : Place : 1
> : They fade to commercial playing the "ominous :
> : horns" : 1
> : They fade to commercial with a soap-opera-like:
> : close up on someone's face : 1
> : The Enterprise is hurled somewhere by another :
> : force (Q, Tin Man, etc.) : 2
> : Klingon is spoken : 1
> : English is spoken by Klingons when they are :
> : alone and have no reason to speak English : 2
> : Picard or Riker order a course change by :
> : exact X, Y, and Z coordinates, rather than:
> : something like "Set course for Starbase 8": 3
> : The computer makes that "I'm listening" chirp : 1
> : An "expendable" is killed : 1 ea.
> : A new alien ship is revealed : 1
> : Something escapes the sensors : 1
> : Something escapes the sensors and they use the:
> : word "interference" as an excuse : 2
> : Communications malfunction/go out : 1
> : Transporter goes down : 1
> : A token alien is shown in the background :
> : and has no lines : 1
> : The token alien is a Vulcan : 2
> : Yellow Alert : 1
> : Red Alert : 2
> : Intruder Alert : 3
> : The Enterprise docks at a starbase : 3
> : Another Captain or Starfleet Command officer :
> : is shown : 1
> : A desk hologram is seen : 2
> : There is a countdown : 1
> : Someone stops the countdown : 2
> : Bridge command is handed over : 1
> : The Enterprise avoids a conflict rather than :
> : using force : 1
> : The Enterprise actually fights (shots must be :
> : fired) : 2
> : Someone uses the episode's title in a sentence: 2
> : The saucer section separates : Whole Beverage
> : They contact someone via communicator or :
> : intercom without activating it : 1
> : Communicators don't work : 1
> : Communicators are out of range : 2
> : The battle bridge is used : 1
> : The battle bridge is used with the saucer :
> : section still attached : 2
> : TNG contradicts a fact stated in TOS : 2
> : Dialogue in the turbolift : 1
> : A poker game is shown : 1
> : A log entry is made : 1
> : A log entry is made - not by Picard : 2
> : A stardate is mentioned - not in a log entry : 1
> : An Old Earth Date is mentioned : 2
> : Someone requests that an image on the main :
> : viewer be magnified : 1
> : Someone requests magnification when it's :
> : painfully obvious that it's necessary : 2
> : Readings go off the scale : 1
> : The ship/crew is seconds away from disaster : 1
> : Someone removes their communicator : 1
> : Someone places their communicator on something:
> : so it can be beamed away or destroyed : 2
> : Someone gives their communicator to a non- :
> : crewmember so they can communicate with :
> : the Enterprise : 3
> : The transporter room can't lock on to someone : 1
> : The transporter room pulls someone through :
> : after their ship explodes : 2
> : Someone who normally pronounces "sensors" as :
> : "SEN-sers" pronounces it as "SEN-sohrs" : 1
> : Someone brings up the matter/antimatter ratio : 1
> : A member of the bridge crew looks WAY too :
> : pleased with him/herself : 1
> : A Captain's Log entry is made by someone other:
> : than Picard : 2
> : A sound effect from TOS is heard : 1
> : The camera pans > 90 degrees to show how BIG :
> : the ship is : 1
> : Someone changes their pronunciation of a word :
> : within the same scene : 1
> : Someone throws/is hit by/etc. styrofoam props : 1
> : Someone quotes Shakespeare, etc. (See Picard) : 1
> : A bad fight scene occurs : 1
> : The Enterprise is taken over : 1
> : The weapons are rendered useless : 1
> : Phasers are used for a different function than:
> : intended (e.g. overload, power :
> : a transporter, etc.) : 1
> : Harmonics are changed in shields/phasers/etc. : 1
> : Someone alludes to a work/person/event/etc. :
> : that hasn't been made/existed/happened yet: 1
> : A guest appearance is made by someone from TOS: 3
> : Security alert or request : 1
> : Part of a set is destroyed in a fistfight : 2
> : A succession of five face closeups with no :
> : dialogue : 1
> : A shuttlecraft is launched : 2
> : A probe is launched : 1
> : Someone mentions Jack Crusher : 2
> : Someone is seen out of uniform (in civvies) : 2
> : The Enterprise is boarded by hostiles : 2
> : The warp engine light goes really fast : 2
> : The auto-destruct sequence is activated : 3
> : A principle character is put on trial : 1
> : The Enterprise is captured in a nebula/cloud : 1
> : A star returns from the dead : Whole Beverage
> : Ancient alien technology screws things up : 1
> : Someone is transported to somewhere other than:
> : a transporter room or sickbay from :
> : somewhere other than a transporter room : 2
> : The Enterprise encounters an unknown energy :
> : form : 1
> ===========================================================================
> Picard : "Make it so" : 1
> Quotes : "Engage" : 1
> : "Come" : 1
> : "Come" (in personal quarters) : 2
> : "Captain's Log" : 1
> : "Captain's Log, Supplemental" : 2
> : "Proceed" : 1
> : "Number One" : 1
> : "The boy" in reference to Wesley : 1
> ---------------------------------------------------------------------------
> Picard : Straightens his uniform : 2
> Actions : Straightens his uniform before giving a speech: 3
> : Drinks : 2
> : Drinks tea : 3
> : Drinks tea identified as Earl Grey : 4
> : Wears chest-revealing bedwear : 2
> : Has an accident or is attacked : 2
> : Accident or attack draws blood : 3
> : Is possessed : 4
> : Requests a Level One Diagnostic : 1
> : Makes a speech that saves the day : 1
> : Tries to avoid Lwuxana Troi : 1
> : Surrenders : 1
> : Leaves the ship : 1
> : Leaves the ship to lead an away team : 2
> : Demonstrates knowledge of a foreign language : 1
> : Swears/hurls an insult in a foreign language : 2
> : Appears uncomfortable (around women, children): 1
> : Quotes Shakespeare, etc. : 2
> : Leaves the bridge during a crisis to talk with:
> : Dr. Crusher or Guinan : 1
> : Talks about death to Dr. Crusher : 1
> : Takes a communique from Starfleet in his ready:
> : room : 1
> : Is called upon to mediate a dispute : 2
> : Takes the helm in a tricky situation : 3
> : Is seen on the bridge out of uniform : 2
> : Calls a meeting : 1
> : Calls a meeting in the middle of a crisis : 2
> : Cries : Whole Beverage
> ===========================================================================
> Worf : "Impressive" : 1
> Quotes : "Admirable" : 1
> : "Grrrrr" (A simple sneer qualifies) : 1
> : "I am a Klingon" : 1
> : "Klingons do NOT..." : 1
> : "Security Override!" : 2
> : "Human women are too fragile" : 2
> ---------------------------------------------------------------------------
> Worf : Uses the word "human" in a sense meaning puny,:
> Actions : weak, or otherwise >not< Klingon : 2
> : Gets beat up : 1
> : Actually wins a fight : 2
> : Throws someone in the brig/Arrests someone : 1
> : Asks for an explanation of a human term/custom: 1
> : Says something with a tilt of his head/nod : 1
> : Has a suggestion shot down offhandedly : 2
> : Fusses about his discommendation : 2
> : Makes a reference to his sexual prowess : 2
> : Mentions or participates in some bizarre :
> : Klingon ritual : 2
> ===========================================================================
> Data : "Fascinating" : 1
> Quotes : "Accessing" : 1
> : "Inquiry" : 1
> : "Intriguing" : 1
> : "I am an android" : 1
> : "I cannot feel emotions", etc : 1
> : "Increase speed" : 1
> ---------------------------------------------------------------------------
> Data : Uses his strength : 1
> Actions : Uses his strength and shows up Worf : 2
> : Uses his superior android speed : 1
> : Innards are revealed : 1
> : Innards are revealed other than his head : 2
> : Is cut off mid-sentence : 1
> : Is cut off during a list of synonyms : 2
> : Stops himself during an inappropriate speech : 2
> : Has to have "An Old Earth Saying" explained : 2
> : Gives a list of synonyms for the term he did :
> : not understand : 1
> : Is able to interpret/use alien technology in :
> : no time : 1
> : Uses a new colloquialism : 1
> : Uses a contraction : Whole Beverage
> : Affects a human mannerism (e.g. Sherlock Data): 2
> : Corrects somebody's grammar : 1
> : Brent Spiner breaks character for comic effect: 1
> : Gives an "approximation" out to several :
> : decimal places : 1
> : Does that little head twitch : 1
> : Gets kissed, etc. : 3
> : Is told that he's more human than he thinks : 2
> : Is "used" to save the ship, beam down, or hang:
> : around infected people because the :
> : situation is too dangerous for humans : 3
> ===========================================================================
> Riker : "Hell" : 2
> Quotes : "What the hell is going on?" : Whole Beverage
> : "You are personally responsible for the :
> : Captain's safety" to Worf : 2
> : "With pleasure, sir" : 1
> ---------------------------------------------------------------------------
> Riker : Walks forward as if he's trying to knock an :
> Actions : imaginary door down with his forehead : 1
> : Demonstrates knowledge of a foreign language : 1
> : Swears/hurls an insult in a foreign language : 2
> : Thrusts his chin out with a smug look : 1
> : Stands with his feet more than 2 ft. apart :1 per ' beyond 2'
> : Pronounces a word in a way that does not match:
> : his heritage (e.g. charade=shur-AHD) : 2
> : Acts blatantly like Kirk : 1
> : Gets that annoying smirk on his face : 1
> : Gets the girl : 1
> : Gets the girl for no apparent reason : 2
> ===========================================================================
> LaForge : "...lost a lotta good people down there..." : 1
> Quotes : "Maybe not" in response to "Impossible" : 2
> : "I'm workin' on it!" : 1
> ---------------------------------------------------------------------------
> LaForge : VISOR is taken or knocked off : 1
> Actions : Tweaks the warp engines/shields/tractor beams : 1
> : Wishes he had human vision : 1
> : Is used as a "human tricorder" : 1
> : Sees with his own eyes (VISORless) : Whole Beverage
> : Interacts with a woman (real or not) in the :
> : holodeck : 2
> ===========================================================================
> Beverly : "This won't hurt a bit" : 1
> Quotes : "This shouldn't be happening" : 1
> : "Nothing yet, but we're working on it" : 1
> : "He's dead <pause>" : 1
> : "He's gone..." : 2
> : "This man is dying!" : 3
> ---------------------------------------------------------------------------
> Beverly : Can't figure out some bizarre medical problem : 1
> Actions : Uses the word "stumped" in regards to problem : 2
> : Is seen in a sweater : 2
> : Beams directly to sickbay or orders someone to:
> : be beamed directly to sickbay : 1
> : Is seen on the bridge for no apparent reason : 1
> : Appears without her lab coat : 1
> : Appears without her lab coat in sickbay : 2
> : Uses one of her ridiculous 24th century :
> : medical terms : 1
> : Performs major surgery : 2
> : Diagnoses something really obvious : 1
> : Shows maternal instinct : 2
> : Loses a patient : 2
> ===========================================================================
> Deanna : "What do YOU think about that?" or other quote:
> Quotes : reminiscent of ELIZA : 1
> : "Are you troubled?" (when they obviously are) : 1
> : "Mother! Please...!" : 1
> ---------------------------------------------------------------------------
> Deanna : Senses something really shocking : 1
> Actions : Gives us Betazoid insight into something :
> : really obvious : 2
> : Senses (and lists) more than one emotion : 1
> : Cries : 2
> : Is hit on : 1
> : Rolls her eyes : 1
> : Can't shut out all the feelings : 1
> ===========================================================================
> O'Brien : Has a line in a first or second season episode: 1
> Actions : Disables a weapon during transport : 1
> ===========================================================================
> Wesley : "It's easy!" (or "simple", etc.) : 1
> Quotes : "Wow", "Gee", "Ooh", etc. : 1
> ---------------------------------------------------------------------------
> Wesley : Talks back to his mom : 1
> Actions : Saves the day : 1
> : Saves the day and nobody understands his :
> : pseudoscientific babbling : 2
> : Saves the day and nobody thanks him : 2
> : Appears to be hitting on someone : 1
> : Gets that annoying "impish" grin : 1
> : Creates some spiffy new science project : 1
> : Gets that "I'm not just a kid" attitude : 1
> : Swallows really hard : 1
> : Has his life threatened : 2
> : Has his life threatened and he dies : Party like it's
> : : 1999!
> : Is seen with a girl (other than when on duty) : 3
> ===========================================================================
> Lwuxana : "Little One" in reference to Deanna : 1
> ---------------------------------------------------------------------------
> Lwuxana : Reads Picard's mind (or pretends to) : 1
> Actions : Is referred to in an episode in which she does:
> : not appear : 1
> ===========================================================================
> Yar : Suggests that the Enterprise fight, upon :
> Actions : meeting another ship, etc. : 1
> : Denise Crosby makes a guest appearance : 1
> : Decks someone : 1
> : Decks someone just to show her strength, etc. : 2
> : Shows sexual desire : 3
> : Gets desire fulfilled : Whole Beverage
> ===========================================================================
> Pulaski : Mispronounces Data's name : 1
> : Calls Data "it" or accuses him of being unable:
> : to do something because he's an android : 1
> : Cuts Picard off : 1
> ===========================================================================
> Guinan : Makes someone sigh at the end of a talk : 1
> : Talks about "her people" : 1
> ===========================================================================
>
>
> ===========================================================================
> Variations
> ===========================================================================
> "Engage", "Make It So", "Energize", "Accessing", "On Screen" and "Magnify"
> are shot words - you must take a drink unless you say the exact word _in
> unison_ with the dialogue. Two drinks if you say the wrong word.
>
> Whenever Riker appears in a scene, the last person to say "Oink Oink" takes
> a drink.
>
> If Troi "senses" something, everyone must stick a finger down their throats
> and make gagging sounds - last one to do so takes a drink. (This one could
> be dangerous in the latter stages of the game.)
>
> At the start of a commercial break, guess who will do the next log entry.
> Take a drink if you're wrong. If there's no log entry, everyone drinks.
>
> When Data launches into a long explanation, the last person to interrupt
> with "Thank you, Commander..." takes a drink. Doesn't count if you say it
> after it's said on the screen.
>
> Whenever Wesley saves the ship, throw something at the TV. Take a drink if
> you don't hit Wesley.
>
> Before the show, everyone predicts Dr. Crusher's hairstyle. Everyone who
> is wrong has to take a drink.
>
> Whenever Troi gets a headache, drink until the headache subsides.
>
> Before the show, everyone predicts Guinan's hat style (stop sign or
> teardrop). Everyone who is wrong has to take a drink.
>
> Whenever Data embarasses himself, drink until somebody stops him.
RECEIVED FROM A FRIEND
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
"Who is more foolish, the fool, or the fool who follows him?"
-Obi-wan-Knobi
"...the Lollipop, she's a good ship."
-Cmdr. William Riker
Chris Hanley
chanley@wpi.wpi.edu
Worcester Polytechnic Institute
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